Sunday, October 26, 2008
Stuff I ate at a bachelorette party last night:
-dick pasta salad (with ham and mayonnaise)
-blowjob shots (amaretto, bailey's, whipped cream, no hands)
-dick cake (actually I didn't eat any)
-cocktail franks with beans
-olives and gherkins threaded on a toothpick to look like dick n' balls
I also got fake-fucked by a stripper named "black magic" with a monstrously big dick. It was ridiculous. I really don't get the whole bachelorette party thing but it was fun in a horrible way. I had the WORST heartburn after though. I guess dick doesn't agree with me.