Sunday, October 26, 2008

Dick food

Stuff I ate at a bachelorette party last night:

-dick pasta salad (with ham and mayonnaise)

-blowjob shots (amaretto, bailey's, whipped cream, no hands)

-dick cake (actually I didn't eat any)

-cocktail franks with beans

-olives and gherkins threaded on a toothpick to look like dick n' balls

-hot wings


I also got fake-fucked by a stripper named "black magic" with a monstrously big dick. It was ridiculous. I really don't get the whole bachelorette party thing but it was fun in a horrible way. I had the WORST heartburn after though. I guess dick doesn't agree with me.


The Snarky Nutritionist said...

That cake is awesome! One bachelorette party I went to featured very little dick. We made bridal bouquets with wrapping paper from the presents we gave the future bride. Yes, it was kinda lame.

Bianca James said...

that's not the actual cake from the party, I don't have the photos yet...