Thursday, December 18, 2008


1) I had a professor once who said, "Eating is the most intimate thing you can do with your clothes on." You're taking something into a bodily orifice and accepting it, trusting it. Supposedly it brings people together. Like sex.

2) Hate-fucking. Common occurrence. People that hate each other bump uglies.

3) If two people hate each other, and they eat a meal together, what happens? Is it the same as hate-fucking? Like, some physical satisfaction, but also something frustrating?


The Snarky Nutritionist said...

If two people hated each other and shared a meal, the stress would make them forget to chew, and their blood would flow into their limbs instead of their digestive tract, so they would probably get indigestion. That my hypothesis anyway.

Kirstin said...

Hate eating? Wouldn't that be most trips to McDonald's?