Monday, November 24, 2008

lame ass eating

Some of my co-workers eat the lamest food. If I see one more person prissily heating up instant oatmeal for breakfast or taking way too much care to microwave a frickin' Lean Cuisine I'm going to lob Scotch Eggs and my Huge Salads That Cause Unsolicited Comments (tm) over their cubical walls in the hopes they will remember they have taste buds for a reason. Gah!

2 comments:

The Snarky Nutritionist said...

Most people are cuisinaly handicapped. Cooking is some insanely difficult challenge, like performing magic. Most people never learned how to experiment for fun, they are too afraid of making a mistake. I've finally trained fiancee to cook rice or yams on his own when he's hungry after three years.

Bianca James said...

Lame cuisine...oh EW. I know what you mean. It seems like every office job I've had I'm the only one who eats REAL food.