"I had to stage an emergency mushroom visit!"
-Catherine Lambrecht of LTH Forum at the Louis Glunz Beer Culinary Council dinner at Hot Chocolate.
"Do you like your eggs scrambled or fried?"
"Over easy. Are you propositioning me?"
"I was trying to determine if you were a socialist, since they cannot stand the superiority of the yolk held above the white, and prefer scrambled eggs since both are mixed together equally."
-Conversation while drinking with Doug at Ronny's